Welcome back to another addition of “Get the Interwebs to Answer my Questions.” Previously, we advised readers on how to check their tail lights, how to own a cupcake truck, and whether or not a neighborhood was safe. Still, questions remain. One reader wants to know:
Is the real Santa going to be at Hartford festival of lights 2010
Yes, Virginia, the real Santa is going to be in Bushnell Park on the evening of November 26, 2010. I promise to let you know more about his arrival soon.
Someone else asks:
What do people in hartford read?
We read books, magazines, student essays, brochures, graffiti, billboards, newspapers, zines, the writing on the wall, and palms. We read junk mail, blogs, poorly designed websites, love letters, hate mail, drivel, comments, menus, signs, text books, receipts, bills, scripts, and transcripts. We read minds, maps, rivers. labels, legal briefs, and between the lines.
Ever consumed with parking, someone wants to know:
Where can I park my bike in fast food restaurant?
My suggestion is to park the bike outside. If there is no designated bicycle rack, chain it to a fence or post. Locking your bike increases the odds of it still being there when you return. You can get a bike lock at department stores, bike shops, and even some hardware stores.
Some questions are just curious, like this one:
What do lobbyists wear?
They wear their agenda on their sleeves.
And finally, someone inquires about:
How third party votes are counted in Connecticut?
Good question. Is the candidate a write-in or is his name on the ballot?
